Why do we keep on doing this to ourselves?. . .
Gawd I'm starting to sound like Adam now! But it is true though don't you think? We go out at night over the weekend and fill our bodies with crap. And we then spend all day Sunday bemoaning the fact that we feel shit! Shouldn't we all just get on with it and stop the incessant complaining! Alternativley, don't!
Anyway last nigth we had Shannon, Mandy, Beki, around. My Gawd Sineaid can talk can she not!?! She had something to say about everything, honestly you could hardly sneeze than she had a story about one time when she sneezed and her tits popped out... haha, only kidding about that last bit, but the rest is true... honestly your honour!
Meoooowwwwww.....
CATS! What's that all about? You buy one, spend hundreds of pounds getting it immunised against every disease imaginable to mankind, and take it home. It then pisses 
all over your house, turns your £1000 house of Fraiser sofa into a scratching pad, eats everything apart from what you give it, disturbs you when you are busy, ignores you when you pay it attention, and then fuc&s off to the next house as soon as someone offers it a saucer of milk. Do yourself a favour and the next time you consider buying one just go out and get an extra pint of milk... it's far cheaper!
Actually, there has to be a bit of a stop press on that one as we are now very happy cat owners. However all the stuff about them ruining the furniture and pissing all over the place still stands!! :(
And what about George DubYa?
The man is a complete moran. Really, let's put aside the fact that he does actually look like a chimpanzee, but to be honest that is a megga insult to Chimp's. He is a total fuc&wit. Have you heard him trying to string the simplest of sentences together? I thought that Daddy Bush was a bit of a dick, but this one takes the biscuit. Anyway there was a point to this, yes that's it. If you ever meet George Dubya in an airport do him a favour and pass him that bag of peanuts, it will keep his mouth occupied and the world will be a safer place......
Now I don't mean to go on about this, but what is going on with Tyra Banks voice? We watch her religously every Monday night on Living TV. She's the Bomb on American Top Model... However, she is slowly but surely making her way to a silent whisper.
Congratualtions, you are one step closer to becoming Americas next top model
I'm Sorry TYRA... COULD YOU REPEAT THAT PLEASE?!?!
