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Move over 50... 40 is the new 30 !!!.

You promised me a miracle !

Well it's nothing short of a mirale I say. Move over John-Paul II and Mother Tereasa, here's a real miracle. Not on of those, well once I had cancer and then I looked at a photo of mother Tereasa and I was cured type of miracles. This is the miracle of eternal youth, and believe me this one makes more people stop and look. That lucky Polish bitch looks like he's in his twenties, but I can announce that in fact he is 40 years old!!!!..

Anyway he looked like a 90year old when I met him first but then he went off on that trip to south africa for four weeks and came back quite literally a changed man. Not that I'm suggesting anything..... but you know, nudge nudge wink wink....

Between us we have over a century!

There was a big party that night, we were drunk.. very drunk !!

Now I know you might be tempted to say 'Hello Sailor' or something similarly camp. But in fact this is me wearing an SS cap belonging to the Witch.

Now I'm not one to spread rumors but that Hitler fella must have been a bit of a you know what to have chosen such wonderfully camp costumes for his ultra nasty death squads. Don't you think?.

Anyway I loved it because it covered up my bald patch fantastically.

Don't be fooled by the sweet smile and little baby doll looks. Behind the facade is a cold blooded killer. She desemated two litres of vodka and ate a chicken whole... ok maybe I'm exaggerating a little and it was only three quarters of a chicken.

Ok and she never drank any of that vodka either, and she is a baby doll, actually!

 

 

Beauty and the Beast??

I'm not making any comment on who's who :).

Glorious days in Tenerife

OK so myself and the fair Lukasz went to Tenerife for another weeks holiday. We stayed at a fabulous hotel, all paid for by his good friend Pablo [thanks a million for that]. So you've seen the pic's from our last holiday, and I won't bore you with the details about how GREAT the weather was, or how the food was quite literally outta this country. But we did go to the Lora Park in the north this time and it was amazing.... details to follow!

For a start they had the most amazing gorilla collection I have ever seen. We were obsessed with them. This is just a small selection of them.

Basically the Lora Park is the way an animal sanctuary should be. The animals looked comfortable in their surroundings, it had a natural air to it. Definately worth a visit if you end up on Tenerife. .

 

They also had Orcas!

I could go on for hours about this park but why not go to the pic's section of the site and check out all the pic's for yourself. The penguid enclosure included the largest man made iceberg in the world. Those little penguins just looked so content.

 

 

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